A nice Joke Shared by the great Fahad Riaz Hussain A man from Bihar is introducing his family: 1. Ee hai hamaar biwi ..... Google Rani... Ek sawaal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!! 2. Ee hai hamaar betwa ..... Facebook Kumar.... Ghar ki baat sare bazaar tak pahunchata hai .....!!! 3. Ee hai hamaar bitya .... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko follow karti hai ....!!! 4. Ee hai hamaaar ammaji ..... Whatsapp mata ..... poora din bud bud karti rehti hai...!!! 5. Aur hum, Orkut Kumar ... Hamka koi puchta hi nahi ..... !!!!!

@taq Shah writes Can't you see the difference? 1.2 billion you say. The biggest joke anyone can tell ! Yes, you can point out number of muslims in matter of seconds but can you point out a real muslim man ? A man at least?! No we can't .. When they tell me stories about Salah uddin Ayubi, it creates a fictional character in my mind that has nothing to do with reality. I mean, how can a Muslim man be so courageous and dynamic and powerful and strong to defend his countrymen? Leave Arabs aside .. They are good for nothing now but what about you and me and all of us? What is happening to our characters and conscience ? I am not saying we have to go and fight a war with atrocities around us but what about get our individual lives back? Why can't we just think straight and unite as a nation? I have declared war against sectarianism long ago and I say it again .. F these differences and get united .. Have we sacrificed our honor too like we did with our dignity as a Muslim and pride as a human being? Today, I ask you, request you, to settle down and pledge allegiance to your aims and goals in life. Promise yourself A REAL LIFE. A life where you are a champion, a fighter and a winner! And then put all your focus to fulfill this promise .. I have made the promise, have you?

This is a REAL Neurological screening Test. Sit comfortably and feel calm. You should be able to complete all 3 tests within 30 seconds or even less. 1. Find the letter C from below. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2. If you have already found the letter C, now find the digit 6 from below. 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999699999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 3. Now find the letter N from below. It's a little more difficult. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM This is NOT a joke. If you are able to pass this 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having Alzheimer Disease. Congratulations! If you need to relook, that may be an early sign of an aging brain!

Beenish Usman writes: - plz comment Please spend little time.. Did anyone of us imagine how the sun is gonna rise from the west as said by our prophet muhammed (peace be upon him) 1400 yrs ago.. but now scientists found how it happens..scientists were making researches on MARS for long time....MARS which rotates in the same direction of the EARTH has now started to rotate in the opposite direction...now the sun rises from west in MARS..this is named as RETROGRADE MOTION...and this happens to all planets..amazingly EARTH is next.!! ALLAH says when sun rise from west the doors of FORGIVENESS will be closed..no more dua for repentance will be accepted..its not too far to happen this..!! Let's not waste time on movies,music,parties etc..spend more time to read and learn QURAN and HADITHS..PRAY five times..and teach our kids on islam..these will only benefit in our GRAVE.. ISLAM is a beautiful religion and ALLAH has made us so easy to follow through our PHOPHET MUHHAMMED (peace upon him)... Don't juz forward this to all..for a sec ask urself..Have we done anything for the life LIFE AFTER DEATH...??Are we ready to meet ALLAH on the day of JUDGEMENT???Remember.. we are all alone on that day.. ▪Have you ever wondered what would have happened if we treated the Quran📗 the way we treat our mobile phone...? ▪What if we can carry it with us wherever we go; In our bags .... & our pockets? ▪What if we looked at the pages several times a day📆? ▪What if we went back to take it if forgotten? ▪What if we treated as though we cannot live without it..? - And really, we cannot live without it...! ▪What if we give it to our children as gifts?? ▪What if we read it while travelling🚝?? ▪What if we made it a priority everyday?? Let our logo be : " Quran is my best friend💖." ▪Only 7% will re- send the message. ▪Be amongst them & send it to the largest possible number of people👬👭. ▪Don't be of the 93% who will not share the message.... ▪Think... Even once... Day of Judgment... we will realise we daily opened messages from friends... ▪We shared/forwarded the jokes & gossips ... ▪But how many times do we open the Quran📗 and read the messages sent from Allah subhaana wa ta'ala Himself ❇Scientifically proven : 💠Listening to Quran reduces the prevalence of cancerous cells in the human body and even destroys them. 💠The prolongation of prostration strengthens memory, and prevents stroke. Satan👹 said : "I wonder how humans claim to Love Allah and disobey Him, and claim they hate me👹 yet they obey me!" ▪Will take 60 seconds to benefit yr loved ones, pass it on as a reminder. Warning - Do not send later. Send now. May Allah swt grant success to everyone who reads and sends📨... aameen

A joke : Person KaL Hmko Jamat'e'IsLami WaLo Ne Boht Mara D0st . Q Person Wo Keh Rhe The "GO AMERICA GO" Hum'ne To Bas Itna Kaha Tha Bhai VizA To Do:p

Isis and talibaan has taken responsibility of Match Fixing between India & Pakistan.. #satire #Joke

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I have known a lot of you from a long time before Facebook existed, so I care about you or I would not have "friended" you, or accepted your invitation. So now's your chance.... It occurs to me that for each and every one of you on my friends list, I catch myself looking through your pictures, sharing jokes and news, as well as offering support during good and bad times. I'm happy to have you among my friends. We'll see who will take the time to read this to the end. If you'd like to show how you appreciate your friends from all over the world, go ahead and copy this into your status, even if it's just for a minute. I'll see who takes this challenge like I did - to see who wants to show appreciation. Thank you all for being a part of my life. Copy and paste please - don't "share." If no one reads my wall, this should be a short experiment. 😉 This is a Facebook game to see who reads and who just scrolls. So, if you read this, leave a one word comment on how we met - ONLY ONE WORD PLEASE. Then, copy and paste this to your wall so I can leave a word on YOUR wall. Tag me so I know where you found this I found this on FFaisal Qureshi wall

Moeen Akhtar joke by Zafar Habib

Main bhi kafir tu bhi kafir.. Phooloun ki khushbu bhi kafir.. - Lafzoun ka jaado bhi kafir.. Yeh bhi kafir wo bhi kafir.. - Faiz bhi or Manto bhi kafir.. Noor Jehaan ka gana kafir.. - Mc Donald ka khana kafir.. Burger, Coffee, Coke bhi kafir.. - Hansna biddat joke bhi kafir.. Tablay kafir dhool bhi kafir.. - Pyaar bharay do bool bhi kafir.. Sur bhi kafir taal bhi kafir.. - Bhangra, Attan, Dhamaal bhi kafir.. Daadra, Thumri, Bhairween kafir.. - Kaafi or khayal bhi kafir.. Waris Shah ki heer bhi kafir.. - Chahat ki zanjeer bhi kafir.. Zinda murda peer bhi kafir.. - Nazar Nayaz ki kheer bhi kafir.. Baitay ka basta bhi kafir.. - Baiti ki guria bhi kafir.. Hansna rona kufr ka Sauda.. - Gham kafir khushian bhi kafir.. Jeans bhi or Guitar bhi kafir.. - Takhnoun se neeche bandh'ho to.. Apni yeh Shakwaar bhi kafir.. - Fun bhi or Fankaar bhi kafir.. Jo meri dhamki na chaapain.. Wo saray akhbaar bhi kafir.. - University k andar kafir.. Darwin bhai ka Bandar kafir.. Freudd parhanay walay kafir.. - Marks k sab matwalay kafir.. Mailay thailay kufr ka dhanda.. - Ganay bajay saray phanda.. Mandir main to BUTH hota hai.. - Masjid ka bhi haal bura hai.. Kuch masjid k bahir kafir.. - Kuch Masjid k andar kafir.. Muslim mulk k aksar kafir.. - Kafir kafir main bhi kafir.. Kafir kafir tu bhi kafir.. Via Mahmood Mohammed Carpenter